Giveaway! 50 Custom Thank You Cards!

Hey guys! I'm giving away 50 Custom Thank You Cards just in time for the holiday season! All this is possible to the wonderful people over at Uprinting.com. You can check out their reviews over at YELP.

All you need to do is post a comment telling me how you would use the thank you cards and I will randomly select the winners! You will receive a set of 50 7 x 5" (folded to 3.5 x 5") Custom Thank You Cards with plain envelopes. You will also receive them through Free UPS Ground. (Giveaway is limited to US Residents)

So start commenting! The contest ends November 15th! So good luck!

(also, for hosting this giveaway I will also be receiving 50 thank you cards! yeah!)

Love you and hope you win!!!!!

OMAIGOD YOU GUYS

A couple of weeks ago I performed in an all guy rendition of Legally Blonde the Musical with my fraternity Phi Kappa Tau for Chapman's Airbands 2009. All the proceeds from this event put on by Pikes and Gamma Phi Beta go to Camp Del Corazon, a non-profit organization, providing a free of charge summer camp for children with heart disease.

As you can see, this was the highlight of the night. It was probably the most embarrassing thing I've ever done, but people went crazy for it, and it all went to a great cause. I also got mobbed by girls when I want outside, which was a surprise seeing as I wore a cheerleading outfit. Below is our rendition and the real broadway performance. Compare and see which one you like the best! Oh God, I never knew my hips could do that.

FANMAIL!

Yesterday I received a really nice piece of fanmail. It really made my day. It said:

"Hey Guata! Just wanted to let you know that I'm a fellow geek paisano from Guatemala living and going to college in FL. and I just happened to bump into your youtube channel out of nothing. Congrats on the blog/shows and for giving Guatemala a better name, you are a role model for every Guatemalan out there, Keep it up! if you can please follow me on twitter @imjorge ^-^"

So thank you @imjorge, I really appreciate the well wishes. I'm going to get my act together and blog way more often like I used to, finish Orange to Orange (its really hard to do it), and hopefully have more fun stuff to share with you!

Nothing but good things,

Mike :)

Kid With A Balloon Vs. Kitty

This is wonderful. Fuck you kitty!

Not the first time Olivia Munn goes Greek!

Tonight Olivia Munn will appear on ABC Family's GREEK, but it isn't the first time she's been surrounded by a fraternity. Is it a coincidence that when I met her for the first time she met my Phi Kappa Tau brothers, and now the main guys on Greek are members of the Kappa Tau fraternity??? Probably, yes. But a boy can dream right?

I'm so happy for Olivia!

Stand Up: Opening for Josh Blue

About 2 weeks ago I opened for the winner of Last Comic Standing Josh Blue. This was my first time opening for someone that good and hopefully I did a good job...except for the fact I said the word penis far too much...

 Also, people made shirts with my mug on them. :)

And I went into space with Josh afterwards.

EXCLUSIVE: Crooks Trailer

I'm very excited to show you an exclusive first look at the trailer for a film my good friend Matt Sullivan produced. Its called "Crooks" and it tells the zany story about a serial killer, a thief, a necrophiliac, a detective and a well to do wannabe deputee trainee.

Enjoy!

Opening for Comedian Josh Blue!

Hey Friends, this week I have the pleasure of being the opening act of comedian Josh Blue, winner of the 4th Season of Last Comic Standing. He is hilarious and we'll be performing in front of a little under 1,000 people at Chapman University. Woot Woot! Check out some of his stuff below.

Update!: 200 Custom Postcards Printing Giveaway!

UPDATE!: And the winners of the 200 Custom Postcard Giveaway courtesy of MyPostcardPrinting.com are...... LANI and HEATHER! Thanks so much for entering, you will receive an email with how to claim your prize in the coming days!

Have a blog you want people to know about? How bout an awesome event, party, or fundraiser? Wouldn't you like to have professional grade printing to promote whatever it is your cute little mind wants to promote. Well, thanks to MyPostcardPrinting.com and MikeAlfaro.com you can now get that printing fo' FREE by entering the 200 Custom Postcards Printing Giveaway!

Here are the deets:

All you have to do is leave a comment on this post telling me what you would do with the 200 postcard printing prize! Here are some examples: "I would use my 200 postcards to promote a musical I just finished called Lolcats Sing the Blues! in 3-D!" or you could say "What up Mike, I love you, you're so funny and good looking! I would use my custom postcards to send my friends pictures of me eating pie! xoxo Olivia."

 (2) PRIZE WINNERS WILL RECEIVE

• 200 Custom Postcards (choose your size: 4x6, 4.25x6, 5x7"); 14pt gloss or matte, 13 pt uncoated, Full Color on both sides (4/4)

• Shipping must be paid by Winner. Offer Valid for UNITED STATES SHIPPING ONLY.

And that's it! Just leave me a comment telling me what you would do with them, your name, and email and you could win! I will randomly select the winners on Wednesday August 19th 2009! Do it and tell your friends!

Mike Alfaro Presents: Twitter Movie Plots

In this era of information overload, who has time watch find out what a movie is about? And you sure as hell don't want to shell out 12 bucks to go see a movie you thought was about something completely different. Well, now you'll never need to go to a film's official website, watch a trailer, or even read the back of a dvd box to find out what a movie is about with Mike Alfaro's Twitter Movie Plots! They take the concept of twitter's 140 characters or less descriptions and tell you in short what a movie is all about. Its a concept that can't possibly fail!

Here are just a few examples!

• JURASSIC PARK: Senile man endangers children and goats in theme park. 
• PINNOCHIO: Compulsive liar yearns for the body of a young boy.
• THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: Young kids struggle to come out of closet.  
• RATATOUILLE: Clumsy cook refused to kill rats kitchen, destroys boss' reputation 
• SLEEPY HOLLOW: Old man on horse wants to get head from Johnny Depp.
• STAR TREK: Unexperienced crew destroys multimillion-dollar drilling machine.
• THE TRANSPORTER: Reckless driver kills employers. 
• THE INCREDIBLE HULK: Nerd struggles with anger issues and weight problems. 
• MOULIN ROUGE: Prostitute tricks millionaire, obsessed man watches her die. 
• BACK TO THE FUTURE: Young man refuses the sexual advances of his mother.
• X-MEN: Minority group kills politician, vandalize iconic monument .
• SEX AND THE CITY: Old women play dress up.
• IRON MAN: Man with heart condition overexerts himself.
• HARRY POTTER: Scarred orphan faces prejudice, ends up killing teacher.
• THE LITTLE MERMAID: Half naked mute girl with no legs tricks prince.
• KING KONG: Inter-species love destroys city